"Today we're going to ride kites all the way to the moon!" the cats told me.
"Oh no you're not. You shredded all the kites yesterday," I reminded them.
"Build us a new one, human!" they demanded.
"You'll just shred it again," I told them. "You've got a rocket in the basement. Why don't you just use that?"
But by then they'd lost all interest and were busy building an intricate rope ladder.
"You spent three months building that rocket and you NEVER use it," I scolded, and left them to it.
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