"What's going on?" I asked, suddenly alarmed to find that my bed was not a bed at all but a vast ocean.
"You are our boat, human!" they cried. And out came the oars and the tiny flag hat which they put on my head.
"Guys, really? It's not even a weekend..."
I wasn't entirely sure they were listening, as they had started in unison to recite 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' and I wondered what on earth owls had to do with it.
"Steady on!" I said as we hit a particularly large wave. "Oh, come on, what are the cannons for?!"
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