"Guys what have I told you about having guests round?" I moaned, not bothering to ask how they had acquired the michelin star sushi, "You need to TELL me-"
"Never mind all that," Smudge said, "We demand wine, human!"
"I'm not giving you wine again," I told him, "It's not even 8am!"
"If we were ancient Egyptians we wouldn't even be having this conversation," Smudge said.
"No we wouldn't," I agreed, turning to leave, "Because it's 2013 and we'd all be dead."
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