Today the cats opened up another secret passageway in the house.
"Woah guys," I said, "Don't do that again."
"But, human, the wizard is coming!" They cried.
"Oh no, not the wizard," I said, "Why do you always have to have the wizard round?"
"It is Thursday, human," Sheba reminded me.
"Is it? So it is..." I realised, wondering where the week had gone. Then I remembered the accidental unleashing of a monstrous wormhole on the weekend that had swallowed up the last three days.
"Ah yes of course..."
I looked at the passageway, and then at my watch. "I haven't made any scones."
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