I peeled away the balloon and squinted at the cat. "What do you want?"
"Human, we require you to build us a circus made entirely from modelling balloons."
"What?" I groaned, prising myself up from the pillow and seeing the large bag of balloons on the duvet.
"It is a matter of urgency," Smudge told me.
"What makes you think I have those kinds of skills?"
"You have opposable thumbs," Sheba said, "Little else is required."
"Yeah right," I muttered.
"I might warn you, human," Smudge said, "that failure to complete this task will result in the end of the world as we know it. Or at least this household."
A few moments passed.
"Right, find me a Youtube tutorial," I said, and got up to find my dressing gown.
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