Internet Grammar

Today Smudge informed me that all incorrect grammar on the internet is the result of cats.

"I really can't believe that you are responsible for such a widespread atrocity," I said.

He looked up at me, an age old wisdom in his eyes. "Human," he said, "We can be responsible for whatever we believe we are."

A few moments passed.

"Responsibility doesn't mean regret," I remarked with suspicion.

"Certainly not, human," he replied, "Certainly not."