Cat got your tongue?

Today Sheba and I were talking about grooming.

"It must be pretty exhausting," I commented, "Having to keep your whole body clean with your tongue."

"That depends entirely on whose tongue you are using," she told me.

 

"RIGHT I don't want to know!" I snapped. I was plagued for the rest of the day by the disturbing turn of the conversation and was thankful it hadn't continued.